WARNING: Content May be Deemed NSFW!
Though my baby sister and I are three years apart, to many, we can be mistaken for twins. We’ve even gotten by playing identical twins for a Dr. Scholl’s commercial before.
But poor, poor Jessica. I was extra-greedy when I was born and took all of the dorky gene, leaving my unlucky, second-born sister with only hotness. HAHA SUCKA!
So whereas I snort when I laugh, she has this lovely melodious chuckle.
So whereas I always make the most awkward first impressions, she comes off looking cool as a cucumber.
So whereas I am usually placed in the “friends” category with guys, she is the “girl to get.”
So whereas I look like this…
…in pictures, she looks like that.
Yea, I know. I hogged all the “dorky” gene and I ain’t sharing any of it! Take that, Jessica!
So Jess, being the little trooper that she is, has learned to make ado with what she’s got. And that is…all her hotness. Here is a video of a photoshoot session she recently did for her Hong Kong modeling company. It’s pretty dang hot.
I must admit, I was a little hesitant posting this because I don’t want creepers ogling my sister! So all you creepers out there, don’t ogle, okay?! Just, like, stare at it like you’re staring at the sun or something. (You know, with one eye squinted and your hand covering the other eye…)
I’m just laughing at her, with all this hotness shenanigans she has going on while I sit in my coke-bottled glasses, greasy hair and metal retainers. I don’t know how she’ll get through life being all hot and stuff but I’m so glad it’s something I don’t have to deal with. Ha ha ha *snort *snort.
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you don’t want such a hot looking MOH belittling your looks on the altar now, do you?
jkkkkkkkkkkk. GOOD JOB JESS! looks like you’re doing amazing things abroad! you are sure to be “hone” one day. excuse my pinyin.
It looks like you beat me to it, I was gonna upload this on youtube for her lol, but I promise you I won’t ogle her …. o.o hehe.
OMG JIE!. I AM NOT…stop it!!!!!! hahahahaah but you are sooo cute. i miss you so much.
skype soon, please?
WOW THAT WAS HOTT! Jessica you’re legit
!!
[...] many of you know, I have an really hot younger sister. The kind that lives in “the bubble” and breaks hearts with a toss of [...]
Wow, that was trippy. It’s as though Janice had a sexy alter-ego ala Steve Urkel/Stephan Urquelle. Jessica, you are beautiful!!!